JAY GOT ON THE "SIX-PACK"!

As a Division Chief (in charge of 1/4 of the Academy), and the Public Information Officer!
Seriously!!!!!

More (extremely exciting) details to follow at a later date (read: as soon as I'm coherent, likely tomorrow).
I think I'm actually shaky. He drew the story out over 3 hours before he told us the good news. I can't possibly tell you how excited I am.

I think I'm probably the proudest sister that the world has ever known. Really.